Trying to fit a bike into a whitewater raft? Yeah, ok?
I don’t know how this poor little guy got stuck…
Tuesday Jam [Last Train - Lostprophets]
She has a point.
- Sister: I very very nearly bought some expensive bedazzled leggings yesterday and I thought, how hilarious would it be if Bobbi saw me traipsing around London town wearing these things as pants! Then I remembered that you are in Australia walking around without shoes like a homeless person and getting gum stuck on your feet (btw disgusting). So I guess you have forgone righteous indignation forever?
My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 27
Gina: He liked you.
Me: He didn’t like me.
Gina: He gave you his bag of Doritos. To a backpacker that’s like giving you FLOWERS. He gave you a huge bag of flowers and you broke his heart.
Saturday Jam [Airplanes - B.o.B. ft. Hayley Williams]
Friday Jam [I Love the Way You Lie - Eminem ft. Rihanna]
Wednesday Jam [Romeo - Basement Jaxx]
Monday Jam [Those Nights - Skillet]
Chill out, not flat out… (Cape Tribulation, Australia)
Oh boy.
- Me: Please tell me not to buy an iPhone app that helps you plan your wedding. For $10.
- Jen: I mean, I'm not gonna stop you. Because I think it's funny. And I wanna know what it does.
This is my favorite paragraph written by anyone, ever.
“But it’s simple: Rand Paul hates racism, but wants to allow businesses to be racist. He would definitely support a segregated Applebee’s as long as it instantly went bankrupt because no one liked its racist food. He basically loves the idea of the possibility that somewhere in America someone could open up a racist business, but as soon as that business becomes a reality he hates it. Ideally, racist businesses would shift between existence and non-existence at a rate approaching infinity, such that they opened and closed at exactly the same time, thus providing maximum individual freedom and minimum racism. It’s so simple! Why can’t Rachel Maddow get that through her thick Liberal elitist skull?” - Adrian Chen, Gawker.
