July 2010
10 posts
“I will just pretend that you guys are so brilliant and function at such a high...”
– My mother, re: my refusal to wear shoes and my sister’s refusal to understand that sparkly leggings are not pants.
Tuesday Jam [Last Train - Lostprophets]
She has a point.
Sister: I very very nearly bought some expensive bedazzled leggings yesterday and I thought, how hilarious would it be if Bobbi saw me traipsing around London town wearing these things as pants! Then I remembered that you are in Australia walking around without shoes like a homeless person and getting gum stuck on your feet (btw disgusting). So I guess you have forgone righteous indignation forever?
My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 27
Gina: He liked you.
Me: He didn’t like me.
Gina: He gave you his bag of Doritos. To a backpacker that’s like giving you FLOWERS. He gave you a huge bag of flowers and you broke his heart.
“That was the problem, wasn’t it? You left home. But you never did become...”
Friday Jam [I Love the Way You Lie - Eminem ft....
“If you stay ready, you never have to get ready.”
June 2010
3 posts
Wednesday Jam [Romeo - Basement Jaxx]
Monday Jam [Those Nights - Skillet]
May 2010
15 posts
Oh boy.
Me: Please tell me not to buy an iPhone app that helps you plan your wedding. For $10.
Jen: I mean, I'm not gonna stop you. Because I think it's funny. And I wanna know what it does.
This is my favorite paragraph written by anyone,...
“But it’s simple: Rand Paul hates racism, but wants to allow businesses to be racist. He would definitely support a segregated Applebee’s as long as it instantly went bankrupt because no one liked its racist food. He basically loves the idea of the possibility that somewhere in America someone could open up a racist business, but as soon as that business becomes a reality he...
I'm so fat.
Me: I'm Facebook stalking my Twitter crush. It might be time for lunch.
Bobbi: Coffee in 5?
Me: Does coffee involve bacon of some sort?
Bobbi: Of course. You know there is a bacon based coffee drink in San Fran.
Me: REALLY. [drools]
Thursday Jam [3 Libras - A Perfect Circle]
Ohhh, so that's it?
Me: Also, maybe don't take advice from your hopelessly single best friend.
Jen: You're not hopeless. More guys want to make out with you than anyone I know. The whole dating thing hasn't worked out yet because no one you've made out with is awesome enough. And they're all intimidated by me. They know how much you love me and how scary I am when I'm upset.
Monday Jam [Happy - Leona Lewis]
April 2010
23 posts
Pictures from Magnetic Island's Full Moon Party →
Sunday Jam [Come Home - One Republic]
Good thing? Bad thing?
[After telling her the story of the more ridiculous things I've ever done]
Me: Who AM I?
Jen: You're you. I expect this.
Tuesday Jam [We Are Golden - Mika]
