October 2009
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My favorite from the 'invisible man' series
[See the rest. Amazing concept and execution.]
(651): I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said...
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My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 21
Me: Who just tripped and fell out of her bed? This girl.
Jess: Haha, funny bc I just tripped over my power cord!
Me: TRUE LOVE.
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My Fall Concert Lineup
Mayday Parade - October 24 @ Culture Room
Blue October - October 28 @ Revolution Live
Boys Like Girls - November 5 @ Revolution Live
Peaches - November 6 @ Revolution Live
Forever the Sickest Kids - November 21 @ Culture Room
Dashboard Confessional & New Found Glory - November 27 @ Pompano Beach Amphitheatre Cancelled : (
State Radio & 311 - December 1 @ Bayfront Park...
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My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 20
Me: Classy invite = Slutty dress.
Randi: The SoFlo way.
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I want to know what music is playing in this...
“Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer”
Favorite quote: Police said they’re looking for a pudgy man who is about 6 feet tall and covers his face while dancing.
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He couldn't have picked something better than...
“Man accused of putting beer in infant’s bottle”
CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) - A Charleston man was accused of putting beer into an infant’s bottle while baby-sitting the child. James Michael Williams was charged with felony child neglect creating the risk of injury. A criminal complaint accuses Williams of putting Natural Ice Light beer into the 11-month-old’s bottle...
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So many things about this are ridiculous.
“Farmers protest…by spraying Brussels police from cow’s udder.”
Seriously? LOL.
Here’s my favorite part: “The jittery cow, frightened by firecrackers, sprang loose and chased an office worker down the street.”
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Well, what ELSE would you do with it?
Other than burn the damn thing.
Comments open per @GinaGiles.
My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 19
Me: Did you just fucking call me "uppity"?
Jess: Yes. With love.
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This is great!
And everybody loves pizza, right??
See the rest over at www.ibelieveinadv.com.
I'm kind of in shock that only ONE person sent...
Considering most of my friends know I’ve pretty much sent someone EXACTLY this text.
(919): Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! “Your” is for something that belongs to you, like ‘your herpes’. And “you’re” is a contraction for “you are”, like “you’re not sleeping with me”.
This is a post about boobs. (pic!)
Support the fight against breast cancer.
Pervs.
I can't tell who wrote this.
Yoda, or ninjas?
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22 of my favorite cover songs
Not everyone will agree, and I might get some stones thrown at me on a few of these…but these are some of my favorite covers. For some, I still love the original more, others I ONLY listen to the cover, and in the case of “No More ‘I Love Yous’,” try as I might, I’ve never even heard the original. Enjoy.
If covers are your thing.
Across the Universe by Fiona...
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My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 18
Friend1: Did you mass booty text?
Friend2: Define "mass."
Friend1: Sent the same text to two guys.
Friend2: :)
My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 17
Me: Missed you.
Jess: Ppbbllhhh
Me: What?
Jess: That means I'm blowing a raspberry at you!
Me: Oh my god.
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