November 2009
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Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
– The Dalai Lama (via jaredgeller)
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So you've alllll seen this by now.
But have you seen the comment thread that goes with it? It’s 1 part totally legit commentary on a situation I’m sure many semi- to full blown- unemployed people are facing/have faced and 2 parts FUCKING HILARIOUS.
Topics covered range from font choices (Seriously, hilarious. There’s a full on war in which people geek out all over themselves about fonts. Puns included.) to...
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Awesome.
Jay Leno: What's the most horrible rumor you've heard about yourself?
Lady Gaga: That I'm from Yonkers.
My Sister is Awesome Vol. 3
Sister: Coincidentally I'm going to dinner tonight with someone who held me down and stuck his finger in my nose because he said it proved that we were friends.
Me: WHAT. How is that "coincidentally?!"
Sister: What's coincidental is that you mentioned nose picking and now I can't think of his face without seeing his finger coming for me.
Me: Jesus. Are you going to date this guy? Matt did that to me before we started dating, no joke, and we dated for 7 years. Go for it.
Sister: We can't date. He's Druze. It's a little religious sect in Lebanon that has like 10 people that believe they come from outer space and they're reincarnated from extra spirits that hang around Mars. Needless to say, they only intermarry.
My Sister is Awesome Vol. 2
Me: Help! A strange man just came and sat at my table at Borders. There are seven empty tables. Whyyyyyy?
Sister: Hahaha. That's what you get for staring at other people's boyfriends.
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Forever endeavor
– @Ronen & @Teafaerie mixed (via burningdan)
Andy Warhol Polaroids →
I kind of really wish I was going to be in the city for this. Looks very cool.
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Oh my.
I’m weirdly close to just converting this blog into a space where I talk about how FREAKING CUTE Joseph Gordon-Levitt is, but…That’s weird.
But guys, he’s totally just painfully cute right?
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My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 25
Me: I'm gonna go to the doctor. I better fucking have swine flu or something real serious. If I feel better tomorrow I'm gonna be PISSED.
Friend: You realize that if someone read your text without context they'd recommend immediate psychiatric care, right?
Me: Isn't that the case with most of the things I say?
Friend: Maybe. Hard to say because I am rarely lacking context.
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Feeling very unlovely today.
I need to get in a run and some yoga lest I do something drastic like cut bangs again.
I got away with it once, but I don’t think the DIY Haircut Gods will smile upon me twice.
UPDATE: Went for a run, no yoga. Run was lovely but I’m still feeling very much un-so. Gonna go for a sunrise run/yoga session tomorrow and have a day of pampering myself to get my brain in check.
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