December 2009
98 posts
[shakes fist at Facebook]
Me (responding to random friend request on Facebook): Um. Do I know you?
Random Guy: No, but I like your bus stop pic.
Me: [clicks "Ignore"]
NOT HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO WORK. I want my old privacy settings back.
Monday Jam [Dead and Gone - T.I. ft. Justin...
My Sister is Awesome Vol. 5
Me: Mmmmm, Canadian bacon.
Sister: Why are you so obsessed with bacon?
Me: Why AREN'T you obsessed with bacon?
Boxing Day Jam [Wannabe - Spice Girls]
Reasons I love Christmas vol. 2
Getting “prick” in Pictionary and watching everyone try not to draw a penis.
Reasons I love Christmas vol. 1
Friend: Make sure you have the cake.
Sister: The cake?
Friend: You guys are going to Amsterdam, right?
Me: She means, "the brownies."
Sister: Oh.
Christmas Eve Jam [River - Sarah McLachlan]
Wednesday Jam [I Won’t Disagree - Kate...
“It was the classic case. The man wants to confine matters to a quiet private...”
– Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities
Tuesday Jam [Confessions Part II - Usher]
“I seen a baby cry then seconds later she laughed, the beauty of life- The pain...”
– J.Cole (via so-ambitious) (via mzreport)
“Earlier this week, we called congressman Jason Chaffetz a self-hating weirdo, an...”
– Gawker
Saturday Jam [Lover Undercover - Melody Gardot]
My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 26
Me: [tells story about a crazy person who started talking to me on the street]
Matt: Bobbi. Can you do me a favor? I've been trying to get you to do this for 10 years, but, seriously, do it now. Buy yourself some mace. Don't spray yourself in the eye on accident (he knows me well), but really...get some.
Friday Jam [My Never - Blue October]
WatchGod, this is so cool. I just want to be around art like this and people who make art like this every second. Explanation of what this is and how he did it here.
Oh, for God's Sake
Seems a little very silly on their part.
newsweek:
Seriously, New York Times?
NEW RULE
Next time someone almost lays me out on the sidewalk after zero attempt to not run into me at full speed, I am going to chase them down, trip them and then punch them in the ear. BRING IT, you snaggletoothed assholes.
“You can stop typing up your angry comment about how I hated it because I’m...”
– Gah, they don’t cite the author, but this is where I found it. Best thing I’ve ever read (this morning).
Ahh once again, my music twin is right. And...
Wednesday Jam [Put Your Hands on Me - Joss Stone]
...
Oh hell. →
Every time I get my Google Reader down to something manageable [in this case I KICKED ITS ASS AND SENT IT CRYING HOME TO MOMMY], I find like, 20 new blogs I want to subscribe to. It is a vicious cycle that I’m sure will leave me jobless and alone but caught up on every blog in the history of the universe.
But, this is an excellent addition. Mainly because it’s a great companion to...
Hmmm.
The Google Reader is down to 555. What’s left is between 2 feeds. I’m going to honestly read each post and then unsubscribe from one of them. I’d rather remind myself to check the actual sites than feel like I’m being held hostage by the # of unread posts that they spill into my reader.
Tweet of the Day →
via @joelkodner
Tuesday Jam [Why Do You Let Me Stay Here? - She...
Me: [sees a team of grade school soccer players] Awww, they're all so cute.
Me: [spots a ginger in the crowd] Except that one.
Sister: You are EVIL.
Et tu, Newsweek? →
You’re better than this. And this.