May 2009
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“twitter brings together FRIENDS and LOVERS”
– Friend
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“You know that cover that Kate Winslet did for Vanity Fair recently, where she...”
– Zoe Saldana
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My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 6
Me: So you were always the creepster that didn't really LIKE social drinking but pretended to anyway? And just secretly got drunk by himself in the corner?
Friend: Oh, I'm STILL that guy. We went to a Victoria's Secret party one time and they had all these games, all my friends played. I sat the entire time and drank. I LOVE drinking.
Me: OMG. Wow.
Friend: Yes, judge if you will. I deserve it.
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My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 5
Me: You know what? I'm not even gonna untag this. I'll own it.
Friend #1: You've inspired me to do the same.
Friend #2: You ladies rock the look well. So fierce, so fierce. I am a tickety-tack hot tranny mess from transylvania and I am NOT apologizing for it.
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“Here’s the point - you’re looking at affirmative action, and...”
– Jon Stewart
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My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 4
Friend: I'll bet I can take more shots of Mountain Dew than you can.
Me: Game on.
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I'd Rather Just Be Hot.
Me: It's just exhausting being this awesome all the time. Sometimes I just want to sit back and be a shallow, vacuous barbie doll and have men throw themselves at me anyway.
Sister: Don't we all? It's our burden to bear as non-retards.
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“I hesitate to wish anyone a “happy” anything, but… Happy Star...”
– @darthvader
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“Yeah, you know what he also said? ‘Haters to the left.’ Favorite...”
– @tvweek_sergio
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My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 3
Me: This morning I made the car next to me roll up their windows BC I was playing Manic Monday SUPER loud. Perfect way to start [Monday]!
Friend: Lol! Someone fell on the subway near me and I laughed. Bitchy way to start my morning.
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My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 2
Friend: Went shopping with my little brothers.
Me: Super cute!
Friend: Yeah, had a hot single dad hit on me, I pretended they were mine. I'm going to hell.
Me: OMG. I have no response! LOL. Too funny!
Friend: We have a kid date next Sat. I may need to borrow them. Oops.
UPDATE: She was kidding. Gave him a fake #. But still hilarious so it stays. :)
“If you accept the ordinary then the ordinary will become a challenge.”
– Poppa Bear
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“All we demanded was our right to twinkle.”
– Marylin Monroe
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“Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an “s” in it?”
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April 2009
17 posts
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“I am totally confident that I am an incredible artist and performer. I am...”
– Lady GaGa
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My Friends Are Ridiculous
Me: Plus I've kind of been in hiding anyway.
Friend: Why are you in hiding? Separately, I made out with a Spaniard named Manolo last night.
Determined.
No joke I am so 100% going running when I get home.
I’m doing it. I’m doing it I’m doing it i’m doingiti’mdoingittttt.
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“I think I can safely speak for America when I say, we’re not shallow, but...”
– Tina Fey