July 2009
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I love knowing smart people.
@SoFloBoJo: Curiouser and curiouser!
@snacks728: Did you slip down the rabbit hole?
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Wake-up Jam [1980 - Dirt Nasty]
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Warning: No Fact-Checking or Common Sense Zone →
Read the correctionS (I must stress the use of the plural here) at the bottom of the article linked above.
You back? Okay. Let’s get started.
I was going to leave this alone (and by “leave alone” I mean stop after sending a few snarky emails to my editor and everyone else I know), but apparently this “reporter” is adding this article and all of its many, many flaws...
Bitch Behaving Badly.
I’m not going to link to or post the pictures which pretty much confirm that Roseanne Barr is completely undeserving of any nice thing EVER said about her, if any such thing was ever uttered.
I won’t. They’re gross.
I will say this: When the headline of a blog post recapping the stupid shit you just did is titled “Roseanne Barr Dresses as Hitler, Bakes Gingerbread Jew Men...
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“Evening Sleepy-Time Jam”? Sorry -...
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Can I get a slow clap for Fox News?
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Wake-up Jam [All That I’ve Got - The Used]
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"I'm alive. If anyone cares."
Ohhhh, snap. I have been CRAVING this post. Lusting for it. I’ve been so excited to write this one, especially since my last flashback jam post was admittedly sappy and maybe wrought with some teenaged angst. Heavy shit for a blog, won’t happen again. Annnnnyway. THE THONG SONG. Sisqo, props man. Props. It takes a special kind of song to become the anthem for a road trip. And you did just that....
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WatchNerd Alert: This is awesome.
What @scott_bader said when I showed him this video: That’s what I do when I see an ugly person.
Amen, brother.
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Wake-up Jam [Great DJ - The Ting Tings]
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Things that made my eyes BURN today:
This picture of Tara Reid.
These pictures of Ice-T’s inflatable doll.
The flourescent lights in my office. Ouch, and way not cool for the environment.
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Wake-up Jam [Vermillion Plaza - Deastro]
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Can you hear me?
There are a couple songs that stop me in my tracks whenever I hear them. For happy reasons, sad reasons and everything in between.
Music is a big deal to me. And yes, I say that with a straight face in light of my not-so-secret love affair with Britney Spears.
Anyway.
One of those track-stopping songs for me is Kiss the Rain by Billie Myers. Aside from the fact that it’s a beautiful...
Apocalypse, Now. I Agree with Fox News.
I can’t believe I’m doing this, but Fox News is right on this one. Rick Sanchez is a tool, a phony, a disgrace to news, and an all-around doodie head. So you can imagine how unsettling it was for me to see Fox News be the one to call him out on his douchery and be totally correct in doing so, seeing as those are usually words I reserve to describe FNC: “Everyone knows that Rick is an industry...
Why Izzie Stevens Sucks →
It’s not a good look when a major publication devotes an entire article to explaining why everyone thinks you’re so annoying.
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Wake-up Jam [Where Does the Good Go? - Tegan and...
“Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
– Lewis Caroll
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Oh, Shit.
Okay. Apparently Rogue Pictures is making a sequel to The Strangers.
The original (well, the 2008 version) scared the pants off of me.
The PANTS!
I didn’t sleep for about 3 days after I saw it. When people asked me how the movie was I literally responded by saying, “It was so fucked up…so fucked up…I mean…it just…I don’t even know…” before...
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♫ Currently Listening: →
Sophia Fresh - Do the Dance. [NOTE: Yes, I like the Justice version better. But, I also like having options]
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I'm not watching this show, EVEN if they're fat.
Sorry, Fox. I won’t be watching More to Love on Tuesdays at 9/8c. As hilarious I find the concept of dating shows in general, this one feels a little tragic. Maybe it’s something about all the teary-eyed promos I’ve been bombarded with. But doesn’t the idea of the show seem completely offensive to big girls everywhere? I imagine a lot of the commentary going a little something like...
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Wake-up Jam [Kids - MGMT]
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Wake-up Jam [We’re Looking for a lot of Love...
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Um. →
I think the New York Times is confused. I’m pretty sure it’s every day that America gets a glimpse of what it’s like to have a black president in the Oval Office.
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Wake-up Jam [The Joker - Steve Miller Band]
Rant Averted: Kate Winslet
I had a bone to pick today with Kate Winslet. I was really (well, marginally) worked up about how the woman INSISTS on being naked in every movie she does, which may or may not add to her performance.
On the one hand, I was super irritated that every time she did an interview she was so insistant on the fact that, oops, she just happens to pick roles that require nudity, but…teehee, while...
Pot, meet Kettle. →
Is Rupert Everett, the man who has gone from looking like this to this, seriously calling anyone a freak?
Also, way to be a complete asshole.
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Wake-up Jam [Shit on the Radio - We Are Smug]
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Geek Quote of the Day
@scott_bader: "Internet Explorer 6.6.6"
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Wake-up Jam [Free Fallin’ - John Mayer]
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Brooke Shields will apparently sell her SOUL if...
Now, I don’t think that anyone is suffering from the delusion that having Brooke Shields appear in their commercials or advertisements is going spawn a rush of KFC proportions. Brooke Shields is no Oprah. Which begs the question: Why are people asking her to sling their product with such frequency? And WHY does she keep saying “yes?” I know that nobody could come between her and her Calvins,...
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Wake-up Jam [I’m So Tall - Chester French...
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Rant: Poker is not a sport.
sport (n) - an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature. As the World Series of Poker (which I actually think I’ll be in Vegas during) approaches, I’m seeing a lot of poker talk on the telly. Here’s my beef: I don’t understand why poker is by many considered a sport, but cheerleading, something that requires a great deal of physical agility,...
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Rachel Bilson Looks Like an Idiot.
What? No. No, no, no. Let me start with what is wrong with this outfit, which is everything. If there is one thing that I’ve picked up on in my quest to have distinct style on a relatively college budget it’s this: take chances, but don’t look like an ass. Or a crazy ass. Gold lamé? Seriously? No. Rolled-up harem pants (I cannot believe I actually just typed that, no less about an outfit on...