August 2009
64 posts
Oh. My.
I would love to see how they plan on enforcing this. (link)
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Wake-up Jam [Wreck of the Day - Anna Nalick]
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I’m late for a dinner but I don’t want...
My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 12
Me: The Thong Song just started playing. Why hello there, Friday. :)
Friend: Thong Song? Hello amazing weekend! It's a sign from God.
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Wake-up Jam [Holidae Inn - Chingy]
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Wake-up Jam [Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden]
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Wake-up Jam [Dream On - Aerosmith]
“He always believed that our best days were still ahead, but it’s hard to imagine...”
– Kennedy family statement regarding the passing of the Liberal Lion
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Wake-up Jam [If Your Girl Only Knew - Aaliyah]
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WHERE'S THE QC?!?!?!?
If you’re not reading Regret the Error, you should be. It’s hilarious, and it brings to light ridiculous mistakes made by some of our favorite pubs (NYT, the UK Sun). Some are trivial, a few are weird, most are pretty funny.
Here’s my latest fave:
Published: 23 Jul 2009
SURREY Police have not blamed gipsies for an attack on their force helicopter, no staff in their operations...
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Wake-up Jam [Mr. Wendel - Arrested Development]
Even Dental Floss: "No mercy with food."
I love good advertising. (link)
My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 11
J: Can you please explain to me why we don't live in the same city?
Me: Tragedy.
J: Fail.
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This confuses me for a couple reasons...
Link.
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Wake-up Jam [Backstroke - Teedra Moses] (Also...
“This story has been edited since its original release to clarify that there is...”
– Editor’s Note from The Plastic Surgery Channel (link). Cannot stop laughing. (via Regret the Error)
“It’s confounding how we need people to be defined so starkly, so...”
– Jennifer Aniston
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Wake-up Jam [Beautiful - Akon ft. Colby Adonis]
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Wake-up Jam [Wicked Little Girls - Esthero]
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Wake-up Jam [Across the Universe - Fiona Apple]
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Wake-up Jam [Color Blind - Counting Crows]
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Wake-up Jam [Use Somebody - Kings of Leon]
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No one knows my name.
I can’t go into too much detail on this one because it hurts too much to do so. And I’ll cry and there’ll be tears all over my keyboard and the stupid computer will short-circuit and I’ll have to add it to the long list of electronics I’ve broken in my reign of terror. Anyway. This song will forever be tied to a beautiful, amazing girl who changed my life. I saw so much of myself and my pains...
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Wake-up Jam [All We Are - One Republic]
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Wake-Up Jam [Drive - Incubus]
A lesson in awkwardness with Bobbi-Jo
Okay, if you’ve met me for five minutes you know what a spaz I am. I stutter, I trip and I make really lame jokes. All part of my charm. Anyway. I just moved into a new apartment in a new city so everything is different (even though it’s kind of old because I grew up just on the other side of the Broward-Dade County Line, you know, the side that’s 78% less populated by d-bags). I try to make good...
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Wake-up Jam [My Way Home - Citizen Cope]
“I will always be awesome. Even when I fuck up. I’m awesome because I am not...”
– Gabe Saporta, lead singer of Cobra Starship
My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 10
Me: We HAVE to go to Condom USA. Sunday Funday!
Friend: I can't believe it, but I'm quite positive that I love you even more after that statement.
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Wake-up Jam [It’s a Great Day to Be Alive -...
Memories! →
When my 15 minutes of fame start, PLEASE let this be the picture they dig up of me for the “Before They Were Famous” yearbook shot.
:::burning all evidence of me having acne/a mouthful of braces:::
My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 9
Me: Come on Sunday. We'll listen to good music and make fun of ugly people until we feel better.
Friend: Lol!! That does always help doesn't it?!
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Crazy, Indeed.
Okay, I totally get that everyone’s like, “zomg what happened to Steven Tyler after he fell off stage at that concert?”
Falling is no joke, kids, and I seriously hope he’s okay.
But.
Am I the only one that’s like, “ZOMG what happened to Steven Tyler’s FACE?!”
[It is taking all that is in me right now to not make a Dude (Looks like a Lady) joke...
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Wake-up Jam [Climbing up the Walls - Chris...
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Wake-up Jam [Stars or Snakes - The Glorious Ninth]
We'd also like to apologize for being incredibly...
Much like this NYT article riddled w/ errors - this apology from the UK Sun makes me really wonder what the standard of verification is for news outlets.
An apology:
“IN an article published on The Sun website on January 27 under the headline ‘Gollum joker killed in live rail horror’ we incorrectly stated that Julian Brooker, 23, of Brighton, was blown 15ft into the air after accidentally...
Hahaha, what???
Why did either of them agree to this? I mean, I’m glad they did, because it’s hilarious, but…so random.
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Finding the "flow," →
through a mosquito bite…
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Wake-up Jam [Lion’s Roar - Asher Roth ft....
Really?
This is brought to you by Lowe Advertising, who’s tag is “High Value Ideas.”
Sure.
Sigh.
Apologies for two “WTF are you wearing?!?” posts in one day.
But.
Dude. What are you wearing?
*The only reason that this whole thing isn’t in CAPS is because I think I’ve sprinkled a little too much of the hater-aid on the bloggy today. Otherwise this would be Rant City.
I LOVE screw-ups of this magnitude
Why are people so dumb? This is the easiest thing in the WORLD to avoid. 1) Don’t friend your boss/co-workers/potential employers on Facebook. If you aren’t ACTUALLY friends with them, there is little to no chance that this will end well. 2) If they demand you do, have the foresight to clean house a little and adjust your privacy preferences. 2.5) Seriously, Facebook is not a mind-dump, chances...
My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 8
Me: Omg [Creepy Dude] just put the creepiest album on Facebook.
Friend: Lemme guess... His skin lamp collection?
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Wake-up Jam [Float On - Modest Mouse]
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Wake-up Jam [Women We Haven’t Met Yet -...
My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 7
Me: You ok?
Paula: I've been sober for 4 days, it's driving me crazy.