September 2009
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Wake-up Jam [Clothes Off - Gym Class Heroes]
I AM THE ONE WHO IS RIDICULOUS.
Me: I can actually feel my brain cells giving up on me.
@lyram: Bobbi. Please. Close out of the tab.
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Wake-up Jam [Jamie All Over - Mayday Parade]
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Funny how those memories they last.
This is a post about how I gained a little bit of courage. I’m not even going to go into how shy I am because I hide it well and nobody ever believes me and they don’t understand that it STRIKES THE FEAR OF GOD into me to meet new people. Seriously. My hands sweat. I stutter. I would say I trip and fall, but I don’t have to be nervous to do that. (Exhibit A: Today I was standing up from my desk...
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Wake-up Jam [Manic Monday - The Bangles]
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Wake-up Jam [Always - Blink 182]
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Wake-up Jam [Use Your Love - Katy Perry]
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Wake-up Jam [Murder on the Radio - My Favorite...
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Wake-up Jam [The Kids Aren’t Alright - The...
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I’m Feeling Much Better Jam [The Guitar Man...
My sister and I are the same person
Me: I need you to be on the lookout, my bday is gonna be 80s themed. So I need a Madonna-esque black tutu...
Sister: I know exactly where to get one. People dress like crazy people here. There's a whole area where you can shop for clothes like that. I actually saw a shoulder wrap made of iridescent green/black crow feathers and thought I might get it you know, in case.
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Wake-up Jam [Lark on my Go Kart - Asher Roth]
Um.
I won’t make the “Cate Blanchett looks like she picked up a throw blanket and decided to pass it off as a dress” joke. I’ll just say that I like her shoes and this just cuts out a step when she’s getting ready for bed. Gotta hand it to her for being efficient.
“I’d like to take this opportunity to offer this quasi poignant explanation &...”
– Carrie Fisher, my new hero. [link]
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Game Day Jam [Nickle Bag of Funk - Digable...
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Wake-up Jam [1985 - Bowling for Soup]
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Wake-up Jam [Country Grammar - Nelly]
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Wake-up Jam [Get Naked - Britney Spears]
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Wake-up Jam [99 Red Balloons - Goldfinger]
My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 16
Me: What did the card say?
Friend: "Always thinking of you"
Me: Wow and that's AFTER you barfed on his boat. You must be incredible in bed.
Friend: Ha yes. Magic vaj jay.
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Wake-up Jam [Monday Morning - Maria Mena]
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Wake-up Jam [Feedback - Janet Jackson]
My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. Whatever
Friend: I just hit the like button on a pic on your Facebook... By "like" I mean the guy on the right.
Deep breath.
Taylor Momsen, for the LOVE OF GOD please stop walking around hoping someone will stop you on the street and cast you in Mermaids. That movie was already MADE. Cher was great. Winona Ryder was annoying. But either way THAT SHIP HAS SAILED. And you, my dear, are making my EYES HURT.
Update: How fitting that my Wake-up Jam today was I Go Blind. Clearly, subconscious SoFlo knew that I’d be...
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Wake-up Jam [I Go Blind - Hootie and the Blowfish]
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Wake-up Jam [What’s Up - 4 Nonblondes]
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Wake-up Jam [King of New Orleans - Better Than...
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Wake-up Jam [Where Do I Begin - The Chemical...
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My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 15
Friend: I'm wearing the bartenders uniform over my clothes... Low? High? Heeelp
Me: OH MY GOD.
Friend: Lol srslyv I'm fucxked
Me: You are my hero.
Me: Wait. What's the bartender wearing?!
Friend: Some football jersey for ohio state
Me: PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.
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Game Day Jam [Chain Hang Low - Young Jibbs]
My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 15
Me: Should I save you some bagel bites?
Friend: Pepperoni?
Me: Duh.
Friend: Then why ask?
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Wake-up Jam [Colllie Man - Slightly Stoopid]
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Wake-up Jam [Suddenly I See - KT Tunstall]
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My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 14
@mox_box: haha, and #tweetlovetuesday to @soflobojo who does funny, embarrassing ish all the time and tweets it. my kinda woman.
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Wake-up Jam [Touch - Amerie ft. TI]
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My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 13
@cosmospring: I was laughing to myself about your awkwardness the other day. My goal is to constantly introduce you to new people for my own enjoyment.
If I had this much money, I'd learn how to put a...
Two things I don’t understand about Sandra Bullock’s new movie. Other than how it ever got made. Have you seen the previews? I would literally rather scoop my eyeballs out with a spoon than see this movie. I’d get rid of the ovaries while I’m at it too because I’m pretty sure women everywhere should be offended by the premise. I digress. On to the things I don’t get. This:
And THIS:
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August 2009
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Wake-up Jam [Turn My Swag On - Keri Hilson]
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Afternoon Jam [New Shoes - Paolo Nutini]