January 2010
74 posts
Taken, edited and posted with my iPhone.
Oh, for fuck's sake, Katy Perry.
STOP IT.
I'm not sure how men have yet to fall victim to...
(Male) Friend: I meant to buy towels. But, I accidentally bought carpets.
My Sister is Ridiculous
Sister: You're sitting there editing video on your iPhone and I'm using mine as a mirror.
Me: I...I don't know what to say to that...
Video Services, WHY do you hate me?
I’ve been pausing a video I put up at various points and have found about 16 stills that are WAY better than what Vimeo chooses to use as its thumbnail. Which, is this:
Suddenly I’m turned into a HOT MESS when I was not even close to looking homeless in real life.
And YouTube, you’re not much better. THIS. Really?
I’m looking fairly NOT constipated at so many points...
Perspective
I am officially in love with White House press briefings.
They put so many things that are overhyped and warped by the media into perspective. I might not always agree, but I’d rather hear it from the horse’s mouth. Or, his mouthpiece. How reporters take what Gibbs says in that room and turn it into what’s pumped into the national consciousness is still WAY beyond me,...
I SWEAR I don’t actually have a lisp. I do NOT know what that “Steve Job” thing is all about. ::hand-face::
Last minute video from Berlin. I almost froze to death making this, so watch it! : )
Typical.
Hostel Guy: What kind of pictures do you want to take?
Me: Awesome ones.
Everyone: [laughs]
Me: [pouts]
This only confirms my belief that crazy people operate on a higher plane of...
– Me, favorite line out of my moleskine today.
Hamburg Update: From this morning. I’m alive, looking like hell, but alive. I can confirm that after a shower and breakfast, I no longer look homeless.
Off to see more of the city!
Forever.
a friend: wu-tang forever!
another friend: forever ever?
a friend: well, for a while. like, at least until lunch.
Leavin’ on a jet plane…
I'm in love, with Ninja Love... →
People trip over themselves to tell me I’m beautiful. It’s cute....
– Gabourey Sidibe, Star of Precious [source]
Fortune from a cookie...vol 1
jahrootz:
“Your love of life can carry you through any circumstance.”
-Pei Wei Fortune Cookie 1/12/2010
So much love to Roxy for putting this up! →
Don’t forget to vote for me! Every view counts! (and 5-star ratings don’t hurt :P)
But I always remember this one thing a teacher said, which was, all the...
– Ben Covington, Felicity
FYI: Tomorrow is Global No Pants Day →
Right?! I’m freezing. I want to wear every pair of pants I own, and I HATE wearing pants.
un:
Heres the thing…how ‘bout late spring or early fall? Just say’n
SWEET BABY JESUS, THANK YOU. →
People are fucking idiots.