February 2010
23 posts
My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the...
– Andrea Friedman, who voiced the character with Down Syndrome on last week’s Family Guy.
I hope you are having lots of fun and not being chased or eaten by anything.
– Love, Mom.
Sometimes while I'm on my computer,
I’m not ashamed at all that this is what I was doing when I read this post.
sade:
joaniepepperoni:
I randomly open Photo Booth to see what I look like at that moment…
Oh, Oh!!
It’s the last day of Britney Week! I’ll do stuff today to make up for just posting songs for most of the week. Frankly? Britney has been boring even in her crazy lately, homegirl hasn’t given me a ton to work with.
But, when life hands you lemons? Dig up old pictures of Britney being hot and/or crazy or just crazy hot, as we like to remember her, before she became The Cheetoed...
I wish that, just once, some terrorist would try something that you can only...
– Security expert Bruce Schneier (via tmblg)
I want to wait to have sex until I’m married.
– Britney Spears. Awwwwww.
Can whoever released this please take it back?
I like my perception of celebrities to be completely unrealistic and damn near perfect, thankyouverymuch.
Wondering what this has to do with Britney Week?
Duh.
January 2010
74 posts
Dear Britney,
You barely did this correctly the first time. The only reason people let it sort of slide is because, damn. Do you know what you used to look like?! Abs for days.
But, you know. You came down with The K-Fed and a severe addiction to Cheetos, and things changed. And by “things” I mean, “your ability to properly dress yourself for your figure or generally to be seen in...