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Trying to fit a bike into a whitewater raft? Yeah, ok?

Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:07:22 +1000

Trying to fit a bike into a whitewater raft? Yeah, ok?

I don’t know how this poor little guy got stuck…

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:00:25 +1000

I don’t know how this poor little guy got stuck…

"I will just pretend that you guys are so brilliant and function at such a high level intellectually..."

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 07:10:43 +1000

“I will just pretend that you guys are so brilliant and function at such a high level intellectually that simple things like dressing appropriately are really not things that even cross your minds.”

- My mother, re: my refusal to wear shoes and my sister’s refusal to understand that sparkly leggings are not pants.

Tuesday Jam [Last Train - Lostprophets]

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 10:00:00 +1000

Tuesday Jam [Last Train - Lostprophets]

She has a point.

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 07:01:29 +1000

Sister: I very very nearly bought some expensive bedazzled leggings yesterday and I thought, how hilarious would it be if Bobbi saw me traipsing around London town wearing these things as pants! Then I remembered that you are in Australia walking around without shoes like a homeless person and getting gum stuck on your feet (btw disgusting). So I guess you have forgone righteous indignation forever?

My Friends Are Ridiculous Vol. 27

Sun, 18 Jul 2010 03:00:00 +1000

Gina: He liked you.

Me: He didn’t like me.

Gina: He gave you his bag of Doritos. To a backpacker that’s like giving you FLOWERS. He gave you a huge bag of flowers and you broke his heart.

Saturday Jam [Airplanes - B.o.B. ft. Hayley Williams]

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 23:09:11 +1000

Saturday Jam [Airplanes - B.o.B. ft. Hayley Williams]

"That was the problem, wasn’t it? You left home. But you never did become an adult. Not really...."

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 23:03:12 +1000

““That was the problem, wasn’t it? You left home. But you never did become an adult. Not really. You just fucked up in different and more complicated ways.””

Friday Jam [I Love the Way You Lie - Eminem ft. Rihanna]

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:02:56 +1000

Friday Jam [I Love the Way You Lie - Eminem ft. Rihanna]

"If you stay ready, you never have to get ready."

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 09:54:25 +1000

“If you stay ready, you never have to get ready.”

Wednesday Jam [Romeo - Basement Jaxx]

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 15:51:10 +1000

Wednesday Jam [Romeo - Basement Jaxx]

Monday Jam [Those Nights - Skillet]

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 13:35:21 +1000

Monday Jam [Those Nights - Skillet]

Chill out, not flat out… (Cape Tribulation, Australia)

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 11:00:00 +1000

Chill out, not flat out… (Cape Tribulation, Australia)

Oh boy.

Sun, 23 May 2010 11:53:53 +1000

Me: Please tell me not to buy an iPhone app that helps you plan your wedding. For $10.
Jen: I mean, I'm not gonna stop you. Because I think it's funny. And I wanna know what it does.

This is my favorite paragraph written by anyone, ever.

Fri, 21 May 2010 21:03:50 +1000

“But it’s simple: Rand Paul hates racism, but wants to allow businesses to be racist. He would definitely support a segregated Applebee’s as long as it instantly went bankrupt because no one liked its racist food. He basically loves the idea of the possibility that somewhere in America someone could open up a racist business, but as soon as that business becomes a reality he hates it. Ideally, racist businesses would shift between existence and non-existence at a rate approaching infinity, such that they opened and closed at exactly the same time, thus providing maximum individual freedom and minimum racism. It’s so simple! Why can’t Rachel Maddow get that through her thick Liberal elitist skull?” - Adrian Chen, Gawker.

GPOYW: Extreme Maturity Edition.

Wed, 19 May 2010 11:43:34 +1000

GPOYW: Extreme Maturity Edition.

I'm so fat.

Wed, 19 May 2010 11:41:26 +1000

Me: I'm Facebook stalking my Twitter crush. It might be time for lunch.
Bobbi: Coffee in 5?
Me: Does coffee involve bacon of some sort?
Bobbi: Of course. You know there is a bacon based coffee drink in San Fran.
Me: REALLY. [drools]

GPOYW: Skydiving Mission Beach with Jump the Beach.

Wed, 12 May 2010 14:00:00 +1000

GPOYW: Skydiving Mission Beach with Jump the Beach.

Photo

Tue, 11 May 2010 19:34:25 +1000

Skydiving Mission Beach!

Sun, 09 May 2010 17:02:11 +1000

Skydiving Mission Beach!